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Sunday, May 3, 2020

St Kerrill’s Festival, the BogOlympics and the Man from Japan…





I'm always on the lookout for new and quirky sports related stories and this week I am delighted and honoured to welcome Eddie Mitchell from Gurteen, Co. Galway as the very first Sportyman guest blogger. Echoing the character of Matt the Thresher in Charles J. Kickham's novel 'Knocknagow', Eddie's piece is a wonderful example of sporting heroics  'for the sake of the little village'.

So many thanks Eddie, and off you go...



It all started over a few pints in the pub, in January, ''How are we going to get 'The Festival' back up and running again?' 

We needed something different, something fun and something inclusive to involve not only the locals but also to attract people from our neighbouring villages.

As you may remember, 2013 was the year of 'The Gathering', a tourism led initiative aimed at bringing people home for locally organised gatherings and events. Grants were available to host these events in local communities... 

The word 'Grant' has a special meaning for the farming fraternity and there was no way we were going to let some handy money to have a party slip through our fingers. We had to come up with a festival that suited the wide age profile of the locals both home and abroad. We were hosting a Tea Dance for the older patrons of the village which we said in our grant application was our homecoming event… 

It should be noted, we were the only festival who had no one come home from abroad but we never let this detail stop us enjoying ourselves.

The schedule of events was amazing...

A Soapbox Derby event for the young and not so young daredevils of the area which involved making a kart and being pushed down the road from outside the pub to the Post Office. A Tea Party for the older patrons from Gurteen and surrounding parishes, a movie night where we held a premiere of a movie made by the kids from the school, a photo competition and a Treasure Hunt.






Soap Box Derby!






The one and only Eddie Mitchell




Toilet-kart carnage...




A subsequent St. Patrick's Day float for Gurteen



As there was loads of volunteers to help with the Soapbox Derby, I got 'voluntold' onto the Family Fun Sports Day. We had some fantastic ideas which all revolved around everyone ending up back in the pub...something I didn’t disagree with. 

Over the course of a couple of meetings and brain storming aided by a few drinks the reinvigorating of the School Sports Day took hold. A neighbouring community run a very popular sports day every year and it was a format that we felt we could replicate and even improve.

The BogOlympics was born, loosely named after our hinterland and the international sports event.  Although Gurteen is one of the highest farming points in Connacht with a view of Croagh Patrick on a fine day, we are surrounded by bog.

Gurteen is your typical place you drive through randomly, without even taking notice. One pub (Mitchell’s Bar, only open from Thursday to Sunday - and for funerals on request), no shop, a lovely Church and a small primary school of around 50 children. While most people are lucky enough to work in the medical device factories in Galway city, life in Gurteen tends to rotate around cutting and saving turf. We would give John McGahern's book 'That they may face the rising Sun' a run for its money.

Now to choose the games, make it attractive to all the locals and come up with a story. The competition among the sub committees was intense. The Tea Party ladies were all action, there was even talk of the Bishop coming for tea.

The games and the background took as long and as many drinks to finally arrive at what we felt was a suitable inclusive programme. The BogOlympics consisted of six games based loosely on life in Gurteen. Firstly, doing the farming jobs, Picking Potatoes, Throwing the Sheaf, Footing Turf, then some hurling symbolized with  the Long Puck, call to the pub for a drink or two, then your partner (wife or significant other in these times ) would  throw a welly at you to get you out of the pub and then wobble on the unrideable bike to get home.

The Committee’s PRO, with strong political links, was tasked with spinning a story together which could be shared on our Facebook page. This was going to change to course of the event for ever.

We looked for volunteers. Some were just happy to help out with the valid excuse of a few drinks along the way, others felt it was too pub focused and declined, more were delighted to help out for the good of the village and the odd free pint to keep them coming back.

As the size of the group increased, making a fair scoring system that would suit both young and old, male and female became an issue that made the Northern Ireland Peace Process seem like a walk in the park. We eventually conjured up a system that we felt that could communicate to the participants so the event would be enjoyable.

The Facebook page was gaining traction and the locals in the village were really looking forward to the day as excitement was also growing among our neighbours. You always know when you are doing things right when the neighbouring parish start slagging you off...

Then out of the blue, our PRO got a message on Facebook from an Italian television production company. They scout social media to look for interesting for events for Mr. Daisuke Miyagawa to attend and take participate in. He is a very popular comedian in Japan who travels around the world taking part in unusual festivals. His show is very big in Japan, with episodes being viewed by over 22 million people.

At first, we thought it was a joke. Did one of our neighbouring villages try to pull a joke on us? A committee meeting was called and we swore secrecy to many Gods and relics. We had to find out if anyone was trying to catch us out. After a few days of Columbo type questioning among our neighbours and workmates we started to believe it was true...
What sealed the deal for us was the credit card details to book hotels rooms, transport and other equipment, and the card actually worked.

Now we were under pressure. The event was planned for June 9th and this was the Tuesday beforehand. I contacted the Guinness and Heineken Brewery along with Irish Distillers, the makers of Jameson, to see if they wanted to exploit the situation in exchange for a barrel or two of beer or a few bottles of whiskey. Out of hand they all laughed at the idea of this Mr Miyawana coming to a place like Gurteen. The five strong camera crew and translator were flying from Italy to Dublin, Mr Miyawawa was flying by private jet to Heathrow with his model girlfriend Miss Japan and popping over to Ireland for the weekend (Miss Japan stayed in London shopping - her loss). I tried in vain to sell the idea but it is difficult when the person at the end of the phone is openly sniggering at you.

To compound matters, we contacted the local newspapers and radio station to let them know of our great news, they laughed also, then declined. The opportunity to promote our fun day or come along to meet our celebrity guest was, they said, a publicity stunt and there was no way this could happen. 

The village was humming, the atmosphere was electric. I could only compare it to the possibility of our hurling club getting to a county final. All the stops were pulled out to have the area spruced up and looking its best. Lawns cut, turf brought home at top speed, bunting of all colours, due to availability and at short notice was hung off every suitable point. A 'Welcome to Gurteen' sign was printed, in Japanese. 

The future reputation of the village and the committee was on a knife edge - is this for real? are we going to go to the pitch on Sunday, all ready for action and no sign of Mr Miyakawa? There was no job that could not be done, machinery made available with drivers, loads of stone and chippings delivered for free. If this was a game of poker, the Village was All In.

Instructions from Margherita Savarese, the Italian translator from Italy. They are coming to have a quick look around on Saturday, oh God, we have one day less to get ready. The committee of around 10 met on Thursday night in the lounge, another 50 squeezed into the front bar wondering if we are still looking for new members. The Japanese were arriving in Dublin on Friday Night, making their way to their hotel in Athenry, coming to Gurteen on Saturday for a quick look around and then going for dinner in Galway on Saturday night.

On Sunday June 9th 2013 the historic sports day took place. Mr Miyakaw arrived on time with his crew. Everybody was awe struck. This was really going to happen. The whole village young and old turned up. Our neighbours from the surrounding villages also turned up, more to confirm in person that this was not a prank than support, but they were here. 




The camera crew with some of the organizing committee







The camera crew sampling the local Guinness



It was a beautiful day, the chip van was in prime location beside the PA system, the ice-cream van was beside the bouncy castles. The Order of Malta were as far away as you’d be in hospital faster than getting to the Ambulance. There was no cover charge which caused more confusion - what’s the catch? We tried to explain that all the festival events were free.
Young and old lined up to have a shot at the BogOlympics. You were allowed one practice go and then your attempt at each activity was recorded by a supervisor. 

You got to keep your own score card. All the locals scored well on picking spuds, stacking turf, throwing the sheaf. The Long Puck and 'throwing the welly' suited the younger participants. It's surprising how competitive people get. The ice-cream was selling and the food truck was doing a great trade - being an Olympian is tough work. No booze on site but everyone was working up a thirst for a few pints later.

The greatest difficulty for almost everyone was the unrideable bike…The Bike had been custom made for a sports days in Devon years ago. One of the committee members brought it back for their kids and was never used, much to their disappointment. It was reinvented just for the day… It turned out this was going to be the winning and losing of the BogOlympic championship. Mr Miyakaw did reasonably well in most of the other rounds but there were Olympians ahead of him. He managed to cycle over 3 meters on the bike to propel him to second place. The excitement was growing - would first prize go to Japan? He won second.

Mr Miyakaw was awarded his prize, a little plastic trophy, and a bottle of Paddy Whiskey sponsored by one of the local businesses. The Games were a huge success and Mr Miyakaw posed for pictures with all the families. I would say there is a photo of him in every house in the village. As fast as they arrived, Mr Miyakaw, his translator and camera crew left… The day was over, it was time to tidy up and go to the pub for a few drinks and barbecue and everyone have their say on a memorable day.

It is the simple things that can bring everyone together. It had been a tough few days getting things done and finishing with a few drinks each night to plan the next day's activities. What will we do next year?

As it turns out, we hardly got a mention on the local newspaper and the radio station never mentioned it. The locals didn’t mind too much, we had the memories and the proof. Could the neighbouring parishes pull this off?

We didn’t think so and we had the bragging rights. A few weeks passed and then we received an email saying our BogOlympics had been shown on Japanese television to 22 million people… We were shell shocked.

As with all Grants for The Gathering 2013, feedback was required as to how our Grant was spent, what it did for the village, did many people return for the festival or event and how much media exposure did we receive. Our PRO duly replied with all the information, listing our events and highlighting our BogOlympics and gently made them aware of the fact that our event was shown to 22 million people. We didn’t hear anything after that. The festival was over, time to go on holidays and enjoy the rest of the summer…

Out of the blue in late November our PRO got a call from the local radio station. Did we know we had been nominated for Event of the Year as part of the Local Authority Members Association (LAMA Awards) and that we now had been short listed for Event of 2013? It was all news to us. Suddenly the local newspaper and radio were interested in our story. How did we get 22 million people to view our event? Why didn’t they know about it? Our PRO kindly answered all the questions while frantically trying to find out was this for real and who were we up against.

As it turns out, Galway County Council nominated us as their Event of the Year. Galway County Council's summary of our event  clearly mentions that it is bizarre to nominate a Gathering Event that had not one person to return home to. However, they kindly described how the whole village came together to have a festival that suited all age groups and interests and how randomly, our BogOlypmics caught the interest of this Japanese TV programme which just happened to be aired to millions.

So off we went to the awards night in Dublin. Oh sorry, I forgot to tell you who we were shortlisted against: The Ploughing Championship and Electric Picnic - talk about being out of our league. Sadly we did not win. However we had a great night and relived all the great memories. It was great fun trying to explain an event that sounds so bizarre yet is true.




The organizing committee




LAMA Awards Night - with Miriam O'Callaghan



Below is the link to the Clip shown on Japanese TV, it starts about 3 minutes in. It is funny looking back at it after a few years. The St. Kerrill’s festival revolves around 'the well' shown at the start which takes place on June 13th every year. This holy water has special powers. Did I mention that because of St. Kerrill, the village of Gurteen is famous for being protected from thunder and lightning?...now that’s another story...

Here's the link to the video - it might take you a few minutes to download but it's well worth it:



And some more photos from that historic day:
































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